洗澡时,你开过哪些好玩的脑洞?

Q:What are some of the most interesting shower thoughts you have had?

洗澡时,你开过最好玩的脑洞是?

  • What if the expansion and shrinking of the universe every 30 billion years is just the result of an unfathomable sized creature breathing.
    会不会,宇宙每 300 亿年的爆炸和收缩是一个无边无际的巨兽在呼吸?
  • The phrase “if I had a nickel for every…” has turned into “if I had dollar for every…” because of inflation.
    「如果我每次都有一枚五分钱硬币在身上」这个句式可能要变成「如果我每次都有一美元在身上」了,原因是通货膨胀。
  • I wonder if I have any secret talents that I don’t know about because I never tried it out.
    我时常想,也许自己有什么未知的天赋,因为没有去尝试所以还未自觉。
  • Those bulky anti bite suits used to train police dogs would be an incredibly valuable item to own in a zombie apocalypse.
    那些用来训练警犬的超厚防咬服在僵尸大爆发的时候会是超有用的装备。
  • Getting a new glasses prescription is like upgrading your own graphics card.
    换新眼镜就像是提升了自己的显卡。
  • Food never really goes bad, something else just started eating it before you did.
    食物可能不会变坏,只不过是别的什么生物在我们之前吃过了而已。
  • I’m glad animals aren’t smart enough to understand that we conquered earth.
    我觉得动物还没有聪明到能理解我们人类已经统治了地球。

  • Whenever I hear a strange noise or get one of those feelings, I always look at my dog to see what his reaction is first.
    我每次听到奇怪的声音,或者是有类似的感觉时,我都会先看一眼我们家狗,看它是什么反应。
  • Every time we paint a room in our house we make it slightly smaller.
    我们每一次粉刷房间,都会让它变小一点点。
  • It used to be impressive if a product came from half the world away, now it’s impressive if it’s local.
    以前啊,一个从地球另一边过来的商品会让我们惊讶万分;而现在,能看到本地产品都已经很神奇了。
  • Companies that use robots should pay a monthly human replacement tax almost equal to the person’s salary that was displaced. Robot’s free labor will eventual lead to economy collapse.
    使用机器作为劳动力的公司每月要支付换人税才行,税的价格应该等同于被换职工的工资,否则机器的免费劳动最后会导致经济崩溃的。
  • Think holding your breath in is hard? Try holding in nothing (Worst feeling)
    你觉得憋气很难受对不对?试试闭气!(更难受)
  • The only difference between passion and addiction is if the thing you’re doing is good for you.
    热爱和成瘾的不同在于你做的这件事对你是否有好处。
  • What if the entire universe is just the tutorial video being shown to Adam and Eve to explain why they shouldn’t eat the Apple from forbidden knowledge tree.
    会不会,我们整个宇宙所发生的事情只是给亚当和夏娃看的教程视频,让他们明白偷吃知识树上的禁果的严重性。
  • Life is what happens while you’re being triggered.
    生活是你被激发之后所发生的一切。
  • People laugh more online than in real life.
    我们在网上笑的可能比现实中多。
  • As a Guy, I wish it were more acceptable to just hug people who aren’t immediate family. (:
    作为一个男的,我也希望能拥抱一下那些与我没有紧密关系的人,如果这样能被广泛接受就好了 (:
  • Somewhere in the world, there is a Guy , who is the coolest guy alive. Let call him Arpit. :D
    在世界上的某一个地方,有一个很棒的人,我们叫他 Arpit 吧 :D
  • Here’s comes the Upper Cut : White, black, and Asian are all 5 letters; We are all equal. End Racism.
    下面是一记重击:white(白人),black(黑人), asian(亚洲人) 都是五个字母,我们是一样的,让我们结束种族歧视吧。

Tavit Nisanyan | 周欣容 译

  • If you are over the age of 30, every single dog in the entire world that was alive when you were born died during your lifespan.
    如果你超过三十岁,那么在你出生时,世界上每一只活着的狗在你生命流淌的过程中都陆续死去了。

  • Out of the 7 billion people alive, there will always be the kindest, the most evil, the most beautiful, the ugliest and the most extraordinary that you will never see.
    70 亿活着的人中,总有些最善良的、最邪恶的、最美的、最丑的、最杰出的人我们看不到。
  • I’ve never seen my cellphone in my dreams.
    我从未梦见过我的手机。
  • I’ve woken up thousands of times but I’m still nowhere near used to the suffering of sleeplessness.
    我无数次醒来,却还是不能忍受失眠的痛苦。
  • Saying “do not touch” in Braille is, well, pretty useless.
    用盲文说 「别碰」 真的一点用没有。

  • My dog understands many of the words I say. I do not understand what any of his barks mean.
    我的狗可以听懂我的很多话,我却不懂他每次在汪什么。
  • How the hell did your consciousness come to being? There were trillions of possibilities for you to never exist but here you are.
    意识是怎么形成的呢?有无数个可能让你不会存在,但你就在这儿。
  • If any important historical figure before the 20th century had not existed, this would cause a chain reaction that would mean that all 7 billion people on Earth would now be different people.
    如果二十世纪的重要历史人物没有存在过,应该会引发连锁反应让现在地球上的 70 亿人成为不同的人。
  • Harry Potter was never an exceptional wizard. He just kept getting lucky back to back.
    哈利 · 波特从不是个出色的男巫,他每次都是运气好而已。
  • A person directly in front of you in a queue is also the person farthest behind you in the world.
    排队时站你前面的那个人也是从你身后数起离你最远的人。
  • There is a bag of acid in your stomach that could instantly kill you.
    你的身体里有一袋胃酸,可以快速杀死你。
  • In an average hospital, you can find a person having the best day of their life, the worst day of their life, the first day of their life and the last day of their life.
    在一个普通的医院里,你就能看到,有的人过着最幸福的一天,有的人过着最悲伤的一天,有的人过着 ta 人生中的第一天,而有的人过着 ta 生命中的最后一天。
  • The present moment of now will be an unchangeable past within moments. Yep, it already is. Again. Once again.
    此刻之后将会是不可改变的过去。已经是了,再次,再一次。
  • Every person eating the pizza will get a bite of the center.
    每个人吃比萨饼都会先吃圆心的那端。
  • Nobody can say “bless you” to the Pope when he sneezes, as he holds the highest rank in the church.
    教皇打喷嚏的时候没人能说「祝福您」,因为教皇是教堂最高级别的人。
  • I’ve always lost my pens before finishing the ink, but I’ve always found pens which are out of ink, which either means I am a really mindless student or pens change hands quite a few times.
    我总是在墨水用完之前丢钢笔,又总是在墨水用完之后找到钢笔。这抑或说明我真的很粗心,抑或说明钢笔已经易手多次。
  • Damn, so many African children could drink this water that I’m wasting.
    干,我浪费的这些水量可以让那么多非洲儿童解渴。
  • If my consciousness is in my brain, then the skeleton is not inside me, I am inside the skeleton.
    如果我的意识住在大脑里,那么骨骼不在我里面,而是我在骨骼里面。
  • The first person to ever milk a cow must have been an animal abuser.
    第一个挤牛奶的人肯定是个虐待动物者。

  • If I sleep in, I am lazy, but if I go to bed early, no one bats an eye.
    如果我睡过头了,你就说我懒。但如果我早早睡觉,你又不鸟我。

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